a framed picture of legolas in the girl’s bathroom at this sushi place
(Source: beersforfears-blog, via stitchlove)
me, looking thru my closet made up 3/4 of black shirts: "wtf theres like nothing black hhere why dont i have more black shirts"
I, a cold and callous millennial, have no interest in face to face conversations, because i am constantl jacked into the information supersoupway, i ride the pale lightning, my body is a conduit for an unending stream of html
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hello!!! if u like this painting u can buy a print of it on my etsy store that I just made!!! :))
(Source: nectarinesaresogood, via 52xe)
if you drink too much milk your bones will become too strong and want to enter the WWE championships and it’s not like you can stop them
(Source: jokeboy, via handsomeslug-deactivated2016042)
me: i’m gay
straight person: gay is a slur :\ i think you mean homosexual american
